September 30, 2006

The Presidential quote of the day, right after we do the numbers.

DOW+12.36 SIR-.04 BOB-.69YOU+2.34 NASDAQ(some sort of major gain, not in the mood to do that much math) EMI-what does that even stand for? YOMAMA-not funny UPS-1.36 my package did not get there on time STOCK YOU JUST SOLD+174.096 STOCK YOU JUST BOUGHT-237.065 NFL SALARY+$199,999.98 CATOURE PURSE+$3,999.95 DONALD TRUMP$+568,299.50 MY ALLOWANCE-what allowance?

Presidential Quote Of The Day:
"An honorable defeat is better than a dishonorable victory."
-Millard Fillmore

September 27, 2006

WERD: It's the word.

Presidential quote of the day:
"If government is to serve any purpose it is to do for others what they are unable to do for themselves."
-Lyndon Johnson

September 25, 2006

I'm stuck in the mud
Spinning my wheels
And I'm all alone
On the road
To nowheresville.....

Presidential quote of the day:
"I have never advocated war except as a means of peace."
-Ulysses Grant

September 23, 2006

Bun da da dun...da dun...da dun...Can't touch this

Now its time for:
-Innocent people killed in the Middle East-18
-Number of gramatical errors made by the president-46
-Total running yards-563
-Total passing yards-869
-Points scored-55
-Number of people Dick Cheney shot-4
-Number of quails Dick Cheney shot-0
-Amount of money Paris Hilton spent today-$6,674.98 plus tax
-Things on TV worth watching-1


"The only man who makes no mistake is the man who does nothing."
-Theodore Roosevelt

September 22, 2006

I will not use ninjitsu in school
I will not use ninjitsu in school
I will not use ninjitsu in school
I will not use ninjitsu in school
I will not use ninjitsu in school
I will not use ninjitsu in school
I will not use ninjitsu in school
I will not use ninjitsu in school
I will not use ninjitsu in school

Presidential quote of the day:
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"In matters of style, swim with the current; in matters of principle, stand like a rock. "
-Thomas Jefferson

September 20, 2006

Something tells me I need to put another quote on this blog. Wait....... now Something else is telling me I have to finish a five paragraph essay for english class tomorow.......


"There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? "
-Woody Allen

And if that is not enough here is the first in a new blog series THE PRESIDENTIAL QUOTE OF THE DAY

"A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both. "

September 16, 2006

The poles are in! this is what we have as far as comments for now:

"It depends on which part of the brain the surgeons were looking at. The rocket scientists are probably very intelligent when it comes to science and math but don't all have everyday common sense."

vote for Rocket Scientists!
Quote: " A stitch in time saves nine" vs "Haste makes waste"
"Children should be seen and not heard" vs " The squeaky wheel gets the grease"

Then somebody else says:

Personaly, I think that they are all flipping idiots! You can't compare mass to volume and you can't compare rocket science to brain surgery. They are to completly different areas of expertise! They are both extremly intelligent in there own subjects, but would be completly and uterly lost if placed in the others position. I'm an expert in the ways of teenagers since I am one myself, but that doesn't make me a super genius and most certainly doesn't make me better than an adult, pre-teen or anyone else for that matter! The fact that they could argue like little children about something so trival is merly proving my point! In fact, they probably both couldn't write a good childrens and or short story, something else trival and done at a middle school level. There puny intellect in that subject would not be sufficient enough. The true genusis of the world are the ones who realize that absolutly no one is smarter then everyone else! IT'S IMPOSSIBLE! I think I have proven my point, but one last time, they are all yahoos, a revrence to a book they probably haven't read for it was to advanced for them.
(she is crazy)

Keep sending in your opinions!

September 15, 2006

Rocket Scientists Or Brain Surgeons?
In a recent issue released by the awesome newspaper the Borowitz Report( , It was stated that the intellegence of rocket Scientists was being questioned by the American Association Of Brain Surgeons. This raises a question that i believer should be put in my new popular opinion pole. As this is the first of my opinion poles, I am asking anyone with a preference or statement about this matter to either leave a comment on this blog or email me at I will post any statistics or statements as soon as possible. Thank you!!
Quote of the day:
"He who spends to much time talking about rocket scientists and brain surgeons will never have enough time to get a good quote"

September 13, 2006

I am back!!!! And I am here with the quote of the day from somebody you probably do not know(or at least I don't).
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"Talent hits a target no one else can hit; Genius hits a target no one else can see. "
-Arthur Schopenhauer

September 7, 2006

Good Morning foulks!! Welcome to my morning paragragh. In the news today, an area man does not have enough time to write is blog. School and breakfast are being implicated for the reason of the lack of time. A nagging parent is also said to be involved. I will be gone for a couple of days beacuse i am going to california. Hope to see some of you there! Have a great day everyone!!!!!!!

September 6, 2006

Good morning, and welcome to the morning blog paragraph. In the news today, a bunch of stuff blew up in Bagdahd, Lebanon, Isreal, and Iraq.Quite a few mideastern leaders who have completely unpronouncible names where vary annoyed about this, and the citezens retaliated by holding a democratic election. In other news, the empire defeated the rebel alliance today in a battle on Tatooine that lasted several days. No representatives from the rebels or empire could be contacted. Thank you for paying attention, and I hope to see you on another morning.

September 5, 2006

What is it about the computer that makes it so much easier to write?
As I sit and stare at a blank piece of paper....
There is so much to think about and I don't know what to do
Reality is slowly killing me...

Wisdom of the day:
"If it's worth having, you can find it on eBay"

September 3, 2006

Todays wisdom of the day(mostly to distract you while I search for song lyrics):

When in doubt, buy both of them.