The Week of FAIL

Happy week of fail everybody! I hope you all had a good time, regardless of whether or not you actually realized that you were all in the midst of a great fail week. But looking back, I'm sure you will know what I'm talking about. In honor of the impending conclusion of this failful, failicious, failative week, I have prepared a list, in some sort of approximate order, of the great fails of the week. Don't Fail to ENJOY!

Monday
1. Gym Class selection fail! (weight Lifting)
2. Sarah Palin fail
3. Day of the week fail
4. Falling asleep in class fail....twice
5. Failure to keep a tempo
6. Failure to waltz

Tuesday
7. John McCain FAIL!!!
8. Prop 8 Fail
9. CNN hologram fail
10. Playoff date fail
11. Champagne fail
12. Hair Fail


Wednesday
13. Trying not to fail FAIL
14. Parachuting man FAIL
15. Baseball player fail
16. EPIC PLAY REHEARSAL FAIL
a. Flower drop fail
b. Failure to waltz, again
c. Uncontrollable laughter fail
d. Distraction fail

Thursday
17. Going to wrong class fail
18. Chemistry lab FAIL!
19. More sleeping in class fail
20. Speling an gramar fail..
21. Internet fail

Friday
22. Time of day fail
23. Football FAIL!
24. Memory fail
25. Football on TV fail
26. Thursday fail
27. French fail
28. Wet turf fail
29. Cell fail
30. 34-14 fail
31. Watching the director fail
32. Stand music fail
33. Kevin dancing fail
34. Late bus fail
35. Attempting to waltz fail...again.

Saturday
36. HOLY CRAP ITS MIDNIGHT FAIL!!!
37. Raking fail
38. Wet hair fail
39. Sister fail
40. High School Musical FAIL!
Act 1
a) Cheerleader Fail
b) Staging Fail
c) Backdrop fail
d) Offstage Mic fail
e) Guitar fail
f) Bad aim fail
g) Intermission fail
Act 2
h) Curtain fail
i) hand-holding fail
j) Choice of song fail
k) Tambourine fail
l) Tempo fail
m) Piano fail
n) Backdrop fail pt. II
o) Line fail
p) Karaoke CD fail
q) Mallet fail
Cast Party
r) Seating fail
s) Cappy & Jayme fail
t) Entrance fail
u) Jonny Rick fail
v) Noise pollution fail
w) Video fail
x) Hardcore show fail