October 19, 2008

Its all my fault

I am not entirely sure how this came about, but a couple of my friends decided that this month is "Blame Sutter Month", and came up with a highly inventive list of things that I should be blamed for. I was so greatly amused by this that I decided to post it. My own personal additions are in Italics. Enjoy!

Stuff I am blamed for

  1. Modest mouse not playing around here more often
  2. lack of mechanical pencils in Erin’s house
  3. snakes on a plane
  4. uhn tiss, uhn tiss, uhn tiss
  5. Jason Mraz addictions (this could actually be my fault)
  6. Jason Mraz rehab centers being non existent
  7. Jayme’s recent lack of creativity
  8. Bush’s presidency
  9. the word “Magnanimous” (I don’t even know what that means)
  10. The annoying cut on Jayme’s finger
  11. cracks in the sidewalk
  12. Erin’s dad snoring on the couch
  13. it getting dark at 7 PM
  14. it still being dark at 7 AM
  15. Global warming
  16. The ice age
  17. dead wollybear caterpillars on the road
  18. rap music
  19. dragonforce being popular
  20. gangstas , especially white kids who think they are gangsta
  21. Jayme getting burned at Vo-tech
  22. Stanley Meyer’s circuits not working
  23. rednecks
  24. Union city people
  25. Darfur
  26. PETA
  1. Bad sushi
  2. Country music (What? My girlfriend broke up with me then ran over my dog, and I felt the need to sing about it. Several times.)
  3. The Jonas Brothers
  4. Miley Cyrus
  5. Hitler (Ouch. Definitely not my fault)
  6. Drugs
  7. Music being expensive
  8. the bruise on Erin’s leg
  9. Jayme not having clean clothes
  10. Dean’s party being cancelled
  11. Zune’s being underestimated
    1. Jayme’s bad punctuation, as seen above
  12. the poor hobos on the street
  13. Porn Zune (LOLZ!)
  14. No one giving Placebo a chance
  15. Justin not calling Jayme back
  16. being so damn comfortable (Guilty as charged)
  17. Reverse raves ( Katie and Demarius were involved)
  18. Erin’s knee being messed up
  19. Life being confusing
  20. Not having a Starbucks in Meadville
  21. Having a Walgreens
  22. Jonny Rick calling people “Dear” all the time
  23. Losing the game
  24. The Rolling Stones being alive still
  25. Thirty year old men hitting on Jayme
  26. Having two number ‘26’s

This list is dedicated to Jayme and Erin, who blame me for everything. Sorry, guys.

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