November 29, 2006

And Today's advice comes in the form of a picture
Of a fortune
In a fortune cookie


November 28, 2006

He's a real nowhere Man,
Sitting in his Nowhere Land,
Making all his nowhere plansfor nobody.
Doesn't kave a point of view,
Knows not where he's going to,
Isn't he a bit like you and me?

Nowhere Man, please listen,
You don't know what you're missing,
Nowhere Man, the world is at your command.

He's as blind as he can be,
Just sees what he wants to see,
Nowhere Man can you see me at all?

Doesn't kave a point of view,
Knows not where he's going to,
Isn't he a bit like you and me?

Nowhere Man, don't worry,
Take your time, don't hurry,
Leave it all till somebody elselend you a hand.

He's a real Nowhere Man,
Sitting in his Nowhere Land,
Making all his nowhere plans
for nobody.


November 25, 2006

He's the taxman!!!! I love it!!
Just watch the funny video, okay?

November 23, 2006

If you'll be my bodyguard
I can be your long lost pal
I can call you Betty
And Betty when you call me
You can call me Al
You can call me Al
Happy Thanksgiving To Y'all Thankfull Peeps!!!
On this day that we celebrate having food
By eating as much of it as we possibly can
And be glad for the markets and resturants
beacuse without them the turkey would have been found
In the woods Behind our house
And I am a terrible hunter
Thank you all!!!!!!!

November 22, 2006

Thank you for the music....
The songs I'm singing....
Thanks for all
The joy they're bringing.....
Good things come to those who sit around and do nothing.
-Ian Zanie a.k.a. Zanie Sensei

Good things also come to those who are persuasive and stubborn. They don't come easily, but yes, they do come.

November 19, 2006


November 16, 2006

Report: Area man gets Pwned by Mouse on WoW.

New York, NY- Jimm Helldorf, and area geek and fan of Microsoft's "World of Warcraft", was recently Pwned by a mouse while playing the game. "im nt sure wht hapnd" said the baffled Helldorf "tht guy mst be a comp haxor". While on an ordinary mission from the wizard, Helldorf found himself come face-to-face whith a surprisingly white and sinister looking mouse. "i was gona use ax of fury, bt mi numpad got stuk n the mose jst went crzy" he reported. "he wuz flyin all round shootn tht energy bow and i couldnt aim rite". b4 i new it hed ko me wit da mity mace". Dat wuz some uber pwnge mon".

November 14, 2006

Ya thats right, the old one is fine
What do you mean "I need a google account"???
No, I dont want a google account?
What do you mean???
Yes, I want to continue to blog
You are saying it is beta or nothing
(*corprate freaks*)
Fine, I'll be done in a minute
Okay I got it
There does not seem to be a difference
Actually, yes I am interested in a more reliable phone service
Here is my email adress......

November 12, 2006

N.Y. Jets 17 Patriots 14
PATRIOTS LOSE GO JETS YAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Steelers:38 Saints:31

Good or bad???
Opinion pole of the week.

November 11, 2006

Do you realize that today at 11:11 the date will be 11/11 11:11??
No, I didn't think so

AUTHOR QUOTE OF THE DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"The point of quotations is that one can use another's words to be insulting."
-Amanda Cross

November 5, 2006

Remember remember the fifth of November
The gun poweder treason and plot
I know of no reason that the gunpowder treason
Should ever be forgot


"Voila! In view, ahumble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain bythe vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is avestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished, as the once vital voice ofthe verisimilitude now venerates what they once vilified. However, thisvalorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified, and has vowed tovanquish these venal and virulent vermine van-guarding vice and vouchsafingthe violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdictis vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value andveracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose vis-a-vis anintroduction, and so it is my very good honor to meet you and you may callme V."
I'm Rolling on dubs
Iced out like Hockey
My friend got kicked out of japan
For drinkin' all the saki...

"You will never find time for anything. If you want time you must make it."
-Charles Buxton